I feel like I'm in dance class right now
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
