Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I pour the whiskey from now on
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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