Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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