Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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