I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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