I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Randomize
