he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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