i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she told me i tasted like america
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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