i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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