just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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