ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Randomize
