No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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