She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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