the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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