Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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