i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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