Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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