Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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