Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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