It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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