she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
what day is it and did you see me today?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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