guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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