my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Randomize
