Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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