Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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