Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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