Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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