We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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