we have pet lesbian snakes
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
