Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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