That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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