fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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