Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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