quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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