Whod you bang
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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