maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Couch. On fire.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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