After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
