It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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