I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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