We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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