Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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