Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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