She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
How's work?
Spinning.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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