glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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