Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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