we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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