she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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