Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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