so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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