I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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